Jackie the (retiring) pizzaholic

Making people laugh until they cry is my main passion in life.

Home Theme Sing to me! Mugshots

(via in-love-with-a-girl)

(Source: your-daisyfreshgirl, via haannity)

If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.
Doctor:I think you'll need a shot
Me:AYYYYY
Doctor:AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player, Twitter Headers and Tumblr Follower Counter