Jackie the (retiring) pizzaholic

Making people laugh until they cry is my main passion in life.

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v-ayne:

Cuddling up to someone, getting all comfy as you drift off to sleep in their arms, then they start snoring…

(Source: v-ayne, via sorry)

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The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday.

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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